Source: The Food Lab, page 265

28 fl oz chickpeas

Drain, saving the liquid

Roughly chop in a food processor

28 fl oz canned tomatoes
1 cup chile paste (from recipe)
2 chipotle chiles in adobo sauce

Add tomatoes with juice to chickpea liquid, breaking them up with hands

Finely chop chipotles, add with chile paste

2 tbsp oil
1 large onion

Finely dice the onion

Heat oil in dutch oven

Cook onions until softened but not brown, about 4 minutes

3 medium cloves garlic
1.5 tbsp cumin
2 tsp dried oregano

Mince garlic

Add all to the dutch oven, cook until fragrant, about 30 seconds

1 tbsp soy sauce
1 tsp Marmite

Add to dutch oven, cook 30 seconds

Add tomato mixture to dutch oven

28 fl oz red kidney beans

Drain kidney beans, keeping liquid

Add chickpeas and kidney beans to dutch oven

Add kidney bean liquid as necessary

Boil, then simmer stirring occasionally, about 1.5 hours.

2 tbsp vodka, bourbon, tequila, or Cognac
kosher salt
3 tbsp instant cornmeal

Add liquor and season to taste

Whisk in cornmeal until desired thickness is reached

cheddar cheese
sour cream
chopped onions
scallions
jalapeƱos
avocado
cilantro

Serve with whichever garnishes are desired